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Foorbs introduces: Donald Sol Trump's Pick of the Week (POTW)

  • Writer: Donald Sol Trump
    Donald Sol Trump
  • Oct 20, 2024
  • 2 min read

Updated: Dec 9, 2024

TL;DR: Donald Sol Trump's Pick of the Week is here to deliver huge crypto winners every week, handpicked by the best dealmaker in history. Get ready to Make Crypto Great Again with the most tremendous picks you'll ever see!


Folks, let me tell you, this is huge. Absolutely huge. We’re talking about a brand-new, fantastic, incredible section here, and it's called Donald Trump’s Pick of the Week. Believe me, nobody does crypto better than me. Nobody. People come up to me, they say, “Sir, you’re a genius when it comes to deals, the best deals, the greatest deals. You’ve got to guide us in this wild world of crypto!” And you know what? They’re absolutely right. I’ve been making amazing picks my whole life. From real estate to steaks, casinos to gold, and now — wait for it — crypto. That’s right.

 

This is going to be the most winning column in crypto news, folks. Every week, I’m going to give you my pick. A coin, a token, a memecoin, maybe even an NFT if it’s classy enough. The best of the best. Some of these cryptos are real winners, folks. Some are a little like Sleepy Joe — lost and going nowhere. But don’t worry, I’ll only show you the ones that are ready to take off, okay? We’re going to Make Crypto Great Again.

 

Now, let’s be clear, there are a lot of people out there with bad picks — very bad picks. You know the kind. Fake news coins, total disasters. But not here, not on my watch. You’ll get the Trump Guarantee. It’s gonna be huge. Believe me.

 

And let me just say this, for the people who are sitting there thinking, “But Mr. Trump, I don’t know about this crypto thing!” Relax. I’ve talked to the best people — the best blockchain developers, the miners, the hodlers, the diamond hands — all great friends of mine. They all say, “Mr. Trump, you get it better than anyone.” And they’re right.

 

So buckle up, folks. Get ready to win big, win yuge, and follow along as we uncover the greatest opportunities in the crypto world. You’re going to love it. You’ll be tired of winning.

Next week? My first pick. It’s going to be legendary. Tremendous. Stay tuned!



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